Nadia G.’s Twisted Valentine’s

"Real love isn't about the joy you get from giving them flowers. It's about the joy you get from giving them wedgies."

You could say that Bitchin’ Kitchen‘s like no other show on Cooking Channel. So it should be no surprise that Nadia G.’s approach to Valentine’s Day would be … different.

She dedicates her special Valentine’s Day episode to the ones you love…to torture. Her secret to romance? A recipe for filet mignon with chocolate chile sauce and a very thoughtful side dish.

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More Valentine’s Day Ideas from Nadia G. and Bitchin’ Kitchen

Nadia G's take on French toast will help you lock in the one you love.

If this is your first Valentine’s Day with that someone special, though, you should take Nadia G’s advice on how to Bag ‘Em and Tag ‘Em. Nadia G teaches us how to seal the deal with three tantalizing dishes that’ll have them begging for seconds in more ways than one!

* Egg Fettuccine Rose
* French Toast with Salted Caramel and Creme Fraiche
* Sirloin Shepherd’s Pie

Learn how to successfully sever a relationship with a dinner custom-made for dumping.

Or maybe the approaching holiday has nudged you towards the decision that it’s time to visit splitsville with your significant other. Nadia G’s here to help with her Breakup Bonanza.

* Hawaiian Burger
* Peanut Butter Banana Fritters Drizzled with Chocolate Sauce
* Sweet Fig and Mesclun “Splitsville” Salad with Nutty Pesto and Goat Cheese Crostini

There may not be any 'I' in 'Team', but there is an 'M' & 'E'.

Expert egoist Nadia G also has the perfect menu for celebrating #1 in your life…you. Stay in on Valentine’s Day and raise a glass to being perfect just how you are.

* Camembert Feuilletee with Apricot Syrup and Pistachios
* Panko Shrimp with Strawberry Aioli
* Thai-Italian Spring Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce

What are you Valentine’s Day plans?

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