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Food Fight — Magic Mike vs. Juicy Lucy

Magic Mike Channing Tatum vs. Juicy Lucy

If you can't handle the heat...strip down to your buns.

As this Friday’s release of Warner Bros.’ Magic Mike approaches, stripper/actor Channing Tatum and his greased-up sidekicks have got us thinking: Do we have something that can match their level of hot, beefy goodness?

Yes we do, and her name is Lucy. Our Juicy Lucy Burger is ready to challenge Mike for the title of Hottest Sizzling Beefcake of the Summer (HSBOTS).

WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE HOTTEST SIZZLING BEEFCAKE OF THE SUMMER (HSBOTS)?

MAGIC MIKE
Hails from:  Tampa, FL
Personal Interests:
Getting pumped at the gym, Facebook
Fave Hangouts:
Strip club, Bachelorette parties
Beef-O-Meter Rating:
Off the charts
Loved for:

Buns of steel, bronze muscles, happy endings
Happiest with:
His scantily-clad posse, high-protein diet
JUICY LUCY
Hails from:  Minneapolis, MN
Personal Interests:
Getting charred in bacon grease, Twitter
Fave Hangouts:
Summer’s hottest parties
Beef-O-Meter Rating
It’s double-stacked, people
Loved for:

Toasty buns, golden cheddar, crispy bacon
Happiest with:

Fries, ketchup, and a cooling cocktail

So, who’s the HSBOTS: Magic Mike or Juicy Lucy?
The good news is that we don’t have to choose.

If this competition has got you hot and bothered, don’t faint just yet. We’ve got tips to help you handle the heat.

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