As this Friday’s release of Warner Bros.’ Magic Mike approaches, stripper/actor Channing Tatum and his greased-up sidekicks have got us thinking: Do we have something that can match their level of hot, beefy goodness?
Yes we do, and her name is Lucy. Our Juicy Lucy Burger is ready to challenge Mike for the title of Hottest Sizzling Beefcake of the Summer (HSBOTS).
WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE HOTTEST SIZZLING BEEFCAKE OF THE SUMMER (HSBOTS)?
Hails from: Tampa, FL
Getting pumped at the gym, Facebook
Strip club, Bachelorette parties
Off the charts
Buns of steel, bronze muscles, happy endings
His scantily-clad posse, high-protein diet
Hails from: Minneapolis, MN
Getting charred in bacon grease, Twitter
Summer’s hottest parties
It’s double-stacked, people
Toasty buns, golden cheddar, crispy bacon
Fries, ketchup, and a cooling cocktail
So, who’s the HSBOTS: Magic Mike or Juicy Lucy?
The good news is that we don’t have to choose.
If this competition has got you hot and bothered, don’t faint just yet. We’ve got tips to help you handle the heat.
Tips to Handle The Heat:
- MAKE: The Juicy Lucy Burger Recipe
- DRINK: 50 Incredible Summer Cocktails
- TRY: Slimming Summer Recipes (look sexy in your speedo and bangin’ in your bikini)
- WATCH: That trailer, one more time.
- CLEANSE: Beefcake-detox with No-Beef Burger Recipes