Where to Get Hobbit Food

Denny's Hobbit Menu
Gandalf’s Gobble Melt – photo by GrubGrade
File this in the “one egg to rule them all” folder: Denny’s has officially unveiled a brand new menu based on Peter Jackson’s forthcoming Hobbit trilogy. On the docket? The Shire Sausage Skillet, Frodo’s Pot Roast and, of course, Gandalf’s Gobble Melt. Gandalf always seemed like he’d be into turkey melts. Wait, did they even have turkeys in Middle Earth?

The menu goes on sale on November 6th, a full month before The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey hits theaters. You can spend those weeks scarfing down Bilbo’s Berry Smoothie and the inexplicably named Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies. Somewhere, somehow, Tolkien is completely confused but pleasantly full.

Check out more images of the dwarven delights on GrubGrade.