Watch Cooking Channel

Make Your Children Cry With this ‘Kitchen Safe’ Cookie Jar

Ah, to be young again. The innocence of a child, reaching their untainted hands into a cookie jar, pulling out a few cookies and then crumbling them into a bowl with milk and eating them like cereal. Is there anything more pure? Wait, that actually sounds horribly unhealthy. Kids shouldn’t do that. Thankfully, now there is a safe that will stop them in their sugar-fiending little tracks.

The Kitchen Safe cookie jar is exactly what it sounds like, a cookie jar that doubles as a safe. Once you set the timer, the lid seals shut and will not open until said timer has expired. Now you can take drastic measures to ensure your kids do not spoil their dinners! Oh yeah. You can also use it yourself if you are on one of those diets people keep talking about.

This cruel cookie-witholding invention is not yet available for purchase but the designer has taken to Kickstarter to make sure it starts terrorizing kitchens everywhere. You can put in a preorder for $29.

Tags:

Comments (458)

  1. similan scuba posted 12/06/2013

    similan scuba…

    [...]usually posts some very exciting stuff like this. If you?re new to this site[...]…

  2. chase posted 12/06/2013

    Websites worth visiting…

    [...]here are some links to sites that we link to because we think they are worth visiting[...]……

  3. Check this out…

    [...] that is the end of this article. Here you’ll find some sites that we think you’ll appreciate, just click the links over[...]……

  4. cat videos posted 12/08/2013

    Online Article……

    [...]The information mentioned in the article are some of the best available [...]……

  5. handy orten posted 12/08/2013

    Sites we Like……

    [...] Every once in a while we choose blogs that we read. Listed below are the latest sites that we choose [...]……

  6. lawyers posted 12/08/2013

    Sites we Like……

    [...] Every once in a while we choose blogs that we read. Listed below are the latest sites that we choose [...]……

  7. korean clothing posted 12/09/2013

    korean clothing…

    [...]always a huge fan of linking to bloggers that I like but do not get a lot of link like from[...]…

  8. da vinci hysterectomy lawsuits posted 12/09/2013

    Great website…

    [...]we like to honor many other internet sites on the web, even if they aren’t linked to us, by linking to them. Under are some webpages worth checking out[...]……

  9. law videos posted 12/09/2013

    Related……

    [...]just beneath, are numerous totally not related sites to ours, however, they are surely worth going over[...]……

  10. handy orten posted 12/09/2013

    Websites you should visit…

    [...]below you’ll find the link to some sites that we think you should visit[...]……

  11. click to view posted 12/10/2013

    Visitor recommendations…

    [...]one of our visitors recently recommended the following website[...]……

  12. handyortung posted 12/10/2013

    Cool sites…

    [...]we came across a cool site that you might enjoy. Take a look if you want[...]……

  13. Clemencia Stania posted 12/11/2013

    online article apa citation…

    Greeting from over the world. Great blog I will return for more….

  14. handyortung posted 12/12/2013

    Check this out…

    [...] that is the end of this article. Here you’ll find some sites that we think you’ll appreciate, just click the links over[...]……

  15. Sherwood Fieldhouse posted 12/13/2013

    online article 24…

    This is really interesting, You’re a very skilled blogger. I have joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your wonderful post. Also, I’ve shared your web site in my social networks!…

  16. Miss Porat posted 12/13/2013

    resources to get online ccna training…

    So good blog…

  17. receive sms posted 12/14/2013

    receive sms…

    [...]here are some links to web sites that we link to since we assume they’re really worth visiting[...]…

  18. Lolangaters.host56.com posted 12/15/2013

    TrackBack…

    For newest news you have to go to see world-wide-web and on internet I found this site as a most excellent web page for most recent updates….

  19. Las Vegas Escorts posted 12/15/2013

    Online Article……

    [...]The information mentioned in the article are some of the best available [...]……

  20. what celebrity do i look like posted 12/18/2013

    what celebrity do i look like…

    [...]we came across a cool internet site that you may possibly get pleasure from. Take a appear when you want[...]…

  21. potty training tipps posted 12/19/2013

    Digg…

    While checking out DIGG yesterday I noticed this…

  22. bathroom remodeling posted 12/20/2013

    Digg…

    While checking out DIGG today I noticed this…

  23. ivopulcini.net posted 12/21/2013

    Its hard to find good help…

    I am forever proclaiming that its difficult to get good help, but here is…

  24. Reinaldo Mastin posted 12/21/2013

    resources for reading…

    This is very interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I’ve joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, I have shared your site in my social networks!…

  25. Seymour Coscia posted 12/22/2013

    online articles from keepmedia…

    I like this web blog very much so much great information. “Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.” by Richard Harris….

  26. what is google sniper posted 12/22/2013

    News info…

    I was reading the news and I saw this really interesting topic…

  27. Kaylee Horvath posted 12/23/2013

    resources safety…

    I believe you have remarked some very interesting points , thanks for the post….

  28. creative catering posted 12/23/2013

    Yahoo results…

    While searching Yahoo I found this page in the results and I didn’t think it fit…

  29. top online backup posted 12/24/2013

    Websites we think you should visit…

    [...]although websites we backlink to below are considerably not related to ours, we feel they are actually worth a go through, so have a look[...]……

  30. Dentist posted 12/24/2013

    Looking around…

    I like to surf in various places on the internet, regularly I will just go to Digg and follow thru…

  31. Merchant Cash Advance posted 12/25/2013

    Dreary Day…

    It was a dreary day here today, so I just took to piddeling around online and realized…

  32. martial arts jeet kune do posted 12/25/2013

    Informative and precise…

    Its hard to find informative and accurate information but here I found…

  33. best online backup posted 12/26/2013

    Online Article……

    [...]The information mentioned in the article are some of the best available [...]……

  34. Marcelina Burnaugh posted 12/26/2013

    news and observer…

    Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive read anything in this way before. So good to uncover somebody with some original tips on this subject. realy appreciate starting this up. this superb website is something that is needed over the internet, a person if w…

  35. car crash compilation posted 12/26/2013

    car crash compilation…

    [...]just beneath, are quite a few absolutely not connected sites to ours, on the other hand, they are surely worth going over[...]…

  36. surin diving posted 12/26/2013

    surin diving…

    [...]check below, are some entirely unrelated internet sites to ours, however, they are most trustworthy sources that we use[...]…

  37. biggest trucks posted 12/27/2013

    biggest trucks…

    [...]just beneath, are quite a few entirely not associated web-sites to ours, nevertheless, they are surely really worth going over[...]…

  38. how to start a small business posted 12/27/2013

    how to start a small business…

    [...]that will be the finish of this article. Right here you will uncover some web pages that we assume you will enjoy, just click the hyperlinks over[...]…

  39. zack childress real estate posted 12/28/2013

    Dreary Day…

    It was a dreary day here today, so I just took to messing around online and realized…

  40. Houston wedding videographer posted 12/29/2013

    Online Article……

    [...]The information mentioned in the article are some of the best available [...]……

  41. deezer gratuit posted 12/29/2013

    Blogs ou should be reading…

    [...]Here is a Great Blog You Might Find Interesting that we Encourage You[...]……

  42. Angular Cheilitis Advice posted 12/30/2013

    Yahoo results…

    While browsing Yahoo I found this page in the results and I didn’t think it fit…

  43. best suction dildo posted 01/01/2014

    best suction dildo…

    [...]very few web-sites that happen to be detailed below, from our point of view are undoubtedly effectively worth checking out[...]…

  44. How to get rid of hemorrhoids posted 01/04/2014

    News info…

    I was reading the news and I saw this really cool info…

  45. dentist in wells posted 01/05/2014

    Great website…

    [...]we like to honor many other internet sites on the web, even if they aren’t linked to us, by linking to them. Under are some webpages worth checking out[...]……

  46. buy garcinia cambogia posted 01/07/2014

    You should check this out…

    [...] Wonderful story, reckoned we could combine a few unrelated data, nevertheless really worth taking a look, whoa did one learn about Mid East has got more problerms as well [...]……

  47. youtube partner posted 01/07/2014

    You should check this out…

    [...] Wonderful story, reckoned we could combine a few unrelated data, nevertheless really worth taking a look, whoa did one learn about Mid East has got more problerms as well [...]……

  48. Informative and precise…

    Its hard to find informative and precise information but here I found…

  49. Bad credit posted 01/08/2014

    Informative and precise…

    Its hard to find informative and precise info but here I noted…

  50. buy garcinia cambogia posted 01/08/2014

    Read was interesting, stay in touch……

    [...]please visit the sites we follow, including this one, as it represents our picks from the web[...]……

Post a New Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

c