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When Bob Belcher first opened and then first reopened and later first re-re-reopened his little burger joint, Bob’s Burgers, his ambition was unequivocal. It can’t be easy running a business when your staff is your kids — precocious Louise, awkward Gene and buttocks-loving Tina — and you have to compete with Jimmy Pesto’s Pizzeria across the street. What’s a passionate burger auteur to do?

When you’re as animated (literally) as Bob, you invent burgers with pun names as far-out as some of the concepts: The Cauliflower’s Cumin from Inside the House Burger (comes with cauliflower and cumin); It’s Fun to Eat at the rYeMCA (comes on rye with mustard, cheese and avocado); the Beets of Burden Burger (served with too many beets); and so on. Some of these burgers probably work better in non-cartoon life than others. One dedicated fan of the show created a blog where he took these burger names scrawled on a blackboard in the background of the show and created bona fide recipes. The 71 greatest triumphs of his experiment have been recipe-tested by legit chefs and compiled in a new cookbook called The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers. Find out how to enter to win a copy after the jump.

We’re giving five of you each a copy of the book. Just post a comment below with your most-creative name for one our top burger recipes to enter. We’ll randomly select five comments to win. The rest of you can pick one up here.

First, get a taste of one of the artful burger recipes, the Don’t You Four Cheddar ‘Bout Me Burger (pictured).

So tell us, what’s your punniest name for any of our top burger recipes? You must include your email address in the “Email” field when submitting your comment so we can communicate with you if you’re a winner. (But do not post your email address in the actual body of the comment.)

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 48 contiguous United States and D.C., 21 years or older. Void in Alaska, Hawaii and where prohibited. Ends 3/21/16. Click here for full official rules.


Comments (137)

  1. Natalie Simon posted 03/18/2016

    Classic Burger – If it ain't broke..burger

  2. Natalie Simon posted 03/18/2016

    Nut Burger – Call Me Crazy Burger

  3. Natalie Simon posted 03/18/2016

    Beer-Braised Burgers – The Tipsy Cow Burger

  4. John Murawski posted 03/18/2016

    For the: Cowboy Bison Burgers with Whiskey-Glazed and Charred Onions

    The buns are what you see under the kilt. The rest of your scotch you drink.

  5. Jenn posted 03/18/2016

    The "Don't Go Bacon My Heart" burger
    The "Hamzel & Gretel" burger

  6. Jenn posted 03/18/2016

    Meat The Parents burger!
    Cheese All That burger!

  7. Jenn posted 03/18/2016

    The "I'm So Eggcited" burger – comes with a fried egg!

  8. Natalie SImon posted 03/18/2016

    Breakfast burger- Good Day Sunshine Burger

  9. Natalie Simon posted 03/18/2016

    Grilled Portobello Burgers

    the battle of port o bello burger
    port of bello burger

  10. susan smoaks posted 03/19/2016
  11. العاب باربي posted 03/19/2016

    wooow great post!

  12. EMMA L HORTON posted 03/20/2016


  13. Danielle posted 03/20/2016
  14. Stephanie Liske posted 03/20/2016

    I would re-name the lamb burger to the baa baa burger.

  15. y p posted 03/20/2016

    The Empire Strikes Bacon (comes with bacon)

  16. Alicia posted 03/21/2016

    Three Shades of Cheddar (comes with bacon)

  17. justwin4once posted 03/21/2016

    Whiskey We Had Some More Burgers –

  18. Steph posted 03/21/2016

    Chuck Norris can make sour milk turn fresh burger (comes with sour cream)

  19. chrishager82 posted 03/21/2016

    A Crab Walks Into a Salad Bar: Crab Burgers with Frisee Salad

  20. Peggy Ryzdewski posted 03/21/2016

    They are called Nana's burgers in my house

  21. Maddy Pryor posted 03/21/2016

    Instead of Breakfast Burger (found here:… ..Runny Side Up Burger, comes with Eggs and Bacon

  22. Connor posted 03/21/2016

    For the Custom Blend Beef Patty Melt With Pimento Cheese ( – The Rye-ght Pi-mentality.

  23. Ciarlene posted 03/21/2016

    Kimchee-mney Chim Chim Charred-roo Burger (comes with kimchee and charred scallions)

  24. Fortyrider posted 03/21/2016

    The Slide(r) into your DMs upscale sliders

  25. Althea Wagoner posted 03/21/2016

    "Release the Quackin" for the Spicy Aussie Chicken Burger

  26. Kay posted 03/21/2016

    "Ancho excited to see me burger: with onions, cheddar and mustard sauce"
    Double Onion Ancho Chile Rubbed Cheddar Cheese Burger with Mustard Sauce

  27. Samantha Green posted 03/21/2016

    Mini Man Burgers

  28. Kat posted 03/24/2016

    The 'Wakey Wakey Eggs and Burgers' for

  29. Kent Keltner posted 03/28/2016

    "You'll pine(apple) over it, but you can't beet the Chicken Thunder from Down Under! (Spicy Chicken burger with Pineapple, Beets and a fried Egg)" –

  30. Evan K posted 03/29/2016

    Flash in the Paneer Burger—Made with pan fried paneer slices (

  31. Ele Woods posted 03/29/2016

    Louise's Anustonishing butt-er rumped wrect'um cheeken burger served with a tush of rearlish on a whole wheat bun: A butter rubbed chicken burger or something.

  32. J.Yo posted 04/01/2016

    "OOoh, Child things are gonna get Cheesier" Burger. Can order without cheese. [Julia Child's burger] // Louise changes it to "Child Services" Burger halfway through the day – "Patty beat to order"
    Insta: @inkjacket

  33. Catherine C posted 04/03/2016

    Latin Macho Burger- "Luchido Chorizo" -The Masked Sausage

  34. cezovski posted 04/15/2016

    For the Latin Macho Burger, I would call it it "Down for the Count!"

  35. Heather Bergman posted 08/10/2016

    An amazing cookbook! Not only does it teach you how to make the perfect burger and fries.
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